Don’t tell the neighbors.
This conversation took place at 3:45am this morning, between Hayden and me:-
Hayden : “NGARRHHH… NGGAARRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Sam : “Oh come on baby Hayden. Daddy knows you are not feeling well. But all you need to do is to tell daddy or mummy about it, you do not need to tell the neighbors, okay?”